Proof that Roman spits out his food.
I opened the dishwasher and found this the other day.
The other night I thought I would make Rice a Roni. Um, whoops. You would think after burning it so many times in my life that I would learn to pay attention long enough to stand and stir, but no, I always get bored and walk away from the stove, only to remember about it later. Oh crap, I did it again.