Dinner isn't good unless it's full of fat.
A fat-filled dinner tastes good but makes you blow up like a cow
Blowing up like a cow means you no longer fit into your clothes
Buying new clothes gets expensive
Wearing clothes the size of cows means less clothes fit into the washer
leading to more loads to wash.
Washing more loads of laundry means less time for cooking dinner.
That's why dinner isn't good unless it's full of fat.
Tonight I am making Basil Chicken. It's an Olsen favorite. I'm surprised I haven't blogged about it before. It's easy. You put 3 chicken breasts into the crockpot, dump an entire bottle of coleslaw dressing over the chicken, add some basil that your sister grew in her herb garden with the help of her boyfriend and gave you for Christmas, duct tape the lid shut, and cook on low for 3 hours. Serve over white rice since Bella won't eat the brown rice.