There are many reasons why I don't BAKE.
Here are just a few. I'd rather play with Capri.
I'm too busy doing more important things. (Yes, we made all those). I can make one for you too, if you pay me.
The kitchen is ALWAYS a mess. So there's no room to make more of a mess. (Good strategy, huh.)
But the number one reason why I don't BAKE is:
Because I eat it ALL. This is a picture of what happens when I get a craving. Last week I was craving chocolate really bad and the hot chocolate just wasn't cutting it. I couldn't find any candy bars in the house, believe me I looked everywhere, and we were out of chocolate chips. We did have a box of ready mix lemon bars so I decided to make those. And this is what they looked like 12 hours later. I had eaten the entire pan. Which screwed me up for the next four days craving all kinds of naughty stuff. So you see folks, that is why I don't bake. I have no self control. None.